Jason: This is my first time hosting!
Vanessa: That’s awesome! This is my first time doing promos with a guest host!
Jason: Aw! No way!
Vanessa: I’m glad my first time is with you.
Jason: Yeah me too.. I’ll never forget this. You look beautiful.
Vanessa: Oh stop it.
Jason: No, you do.
Vanessa: What are we doing?
Jason: Shhh..
Hi! I’m Jason Segel and I’m hosting SNL this week with Florence & the Machine! Vanessa, how long does it take to get over the shock of being on SNL? Vannesa? Vanessa? Hello?
“It’s been really hard. All week we’ve just been crying and crying and posing and crying and getting our anuses bleached.”
“If you get two .. The third anus is free.”
Then you know it will be.. True love from fairy tales.. You’ll both be happy.. But if he tries to bail.. Tell him that your pregnant and it’s his kid! Tell him that you need to get married! Tell him.. Tell him.. Tell him.. Tell him right now!
